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Reggie the squirrel in the original newspaper file photo
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Reggie

A missing squirrel, an acorn ransom and a crypto community with a committee for everything.

Preparing: launch unconfirmedOfficial links and project facts ↓

Reggie is a squirrel with a ransom on his head and a community that can turn an acorn into a governance dispute. Follow the clues through competing newspaper desks, escalating demands and the world's least liquid reserve asset.

The saga began with a missing squirrel. Now it has a ransom committee, a roadmap problem and far too many people volunteering to count the nuts. Read the new dispatches or return to the original case in the archive.

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Preparing: launch unconfirmed
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Chain unconfirmed
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Venue unconfirmed
Date
Date unconfirmed
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Not confirmed
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Launch has not been confirmed. Planned details can change. A launch date and token contract will appear here only after verification.

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