EditorialCrypto culture
DAO Spends Six Weeks Voting on Whether to Stop Holding Meetings
The working group agrees that the problem requires a standing committee.
The fiction desk
Crypto satire
Satire is fictional. News is sourced. #parody Project facts live on each hub and are kept separate from the jokes.
Studio projectGameStop Cat
Diamond Paws Guild Rejects Patch That Introduces a Sell Button
A guild discovers that optional controls are a threat to its entire character build.
Studio projectGameStop Cat
GameStop Cat Demands a Save Point Before Every Wallet Signature
The tutorial offers no skip button for the part everyone says they understand.
Studio projectNVIDIA Cat
NVIDIA Cat's Whitepaper Is a Cardboard Box Marked Compute
An infrastructure pitch achieves full occupancy before anyone connects a cable.
Studio projectNVIDIA Cat
Cat Demands More GPUs to Render One Green Candle
The chart department needs a larger budget to draw the same rectangle with greater conviction.
Studio projectReggie
Reggie's Kidnappers Demand Proof of Reserves Before Accepting Acorns
The ransom committee has assets under a tree. Whether they are under management remains disputed.
Studio projectReggie
Squirrel Community Publishes Roadmap, Immediately Eats the Paper
Phase one is locating the roadmap. Phase two depends on the findings of phase one.
EditorialCrypto culture
New Token Announces Utility Will Be Revealed After Everyone Stops Asking
An unnamed project's roadmap identifies curiosity as its last remaining blocker.
Original Reggie archive
These earlier fictional dispatches are preserved from the original series.
Squirrel Snatches Sauce, Scoots OffReggie, the gray squirrel, claims he was framed after stealing a bottle of Lava Lou's hot sauce from a pizza box.Venice Beach Herald · Original Reggie archiveSQUIRREL ABDUCTION SHOCKS SANDCRUMB BAY!Reggie, the town's most confident squirrel, is missing after a bizarre abduction by his delivery driver boss.The Weekly Blast · Original Reggie archiveRansom Note Demands Acorns and Pepperoni for Squirrel's FreedomA bizarre ransom note arrives in Sandcrumb Bay, demanding one million acorns and a large pepperoni for the release of a cheerful squirrel named Reggie.Channel 7 Action News · Original Reggie archive